door watching

1. Watching a door

2. Standing at an open door watching something on the other side of such door, such as the TV, person across the street, your mom.

1. Shit! I thought I just saw that door move! I better keep an eye on it.

2. I watched the entire lord of the rings trilogy by door watching.

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Fastard

Short for "Fucking Bastard"

Jack: Sorry dawg, I can't go hand wit you guys tonight. My parents are being fastards.
Cole: No prob holmes, we'll see ya next week then.

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