the ideology that homework is the most important thing in the world and that weed is so dangerous and that everyone should be a goodie-2-shoes. Thayvians are judgy bitches that make a big deal about everything and exaggerate just to look like a victim. They also lose their sleep by watching anime for hours instead of losing their sleep doing something actually interesting. they laugh hysterically at the dumbest shit in the world by hyperventilating and banging the table.
thayvian: hey i cant wait to go home and to homework
normal person: do whatever u want but I graduated from thayvianism a long time ago nerd.
thayvian: *laughs hysterically and bangs the table*
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a combination of behaviors that are typically expected from the amelic queen: amelia m. amelic behaviour consists of texting âbahh' rather than a normal 'hahaha' and making snarky and hilarious comebacks. amelic individuals tend to be more introverted and make smart decisions, till the alcohol hits. what truly defines an amelic being is their unmatchable ability to do anything and still have an angelic mask of pure innocence. one thing about being amelic is that academics is a huge value to them. their school averages typically range in the 90s as a result of overworking themselves. way too often. they be cancelling friday plans because of monday quizzes. the devil works hand, and kris jenner may work harder, but amelics work hardest.
amelia: oops bahh that was a mistake lolll
alejandra: ur a mistake lol
amelia: at least I'm a wanted mistake unlike uu
joe (POV): such an amelic comeback LOLLL
a thayvian is an individual that identifies with the ideology of thayvianism. all thayvians live a depressed life as they bow to their queen of thayvianism: Thayviana Angelie Torres Zambrano. They all like to follow the rules and do what is told by mommy and daddy.
thayvian: Hey! I can NOT wait to watch anime all night after i study for my quiz for 5 hours.
normal person: god you are such a thayvian.
thayvian: *hysterically laughs while banging the table*
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theyvianism is a variant of the incurable illness thayvianism, where a thayvian identifies with the pronouns they and them. theyvians love to reframe their entire lives to look like victims of the world. although thayvians worship and kiss mommy and daddyâs asses, the same cannot be said about their theyvian peers. for them, dad left to get milk when they were 4 and mom is public enemy #1, so they cope by removing themselves from the gender binary. they walk down the halls thinking their style is eating up the crowd, but the blue hair and purple eyeliner isnât fooling anyone. if anyone so much as questions their gender identity or bullshit of that sort, they get insanely offended and get on all fours as they bark to their defense. theyvians choose the depressed life and get off on ensuring every detail of their life is pure tragedy.
theyvian: i bought a dildo to glue on my pussy or fuck my ass with depending on if iâm a boy or a girl.
normal person: wtf dude, you reek of theyvianism you weirdo.
theyvian: did you just call me dude?! why are you assuming my gender?!!!
normal person: that bulge in ur pants speaks for itself, or should i say themself.
theyvian: *gets on all fours and barks to its defense*
theyvianism is a variant of the incurable illness thayvianism, where a thayvian identifies with the pronouns they and them. theyvians love to reframe their entire lives to look like victims of the world. although thayvians worship and kiss mommy and daddyâs asses, the same cannot be said about their theyvian peers. for them, dad left to get milk when they were 4 and mom is public enemy #1, so they cope by removing themselves from the gender binary. they walk down the halls thinking their style is eating up the crowd, but the blue hair and purple eyeliner isnât fooling anyone. if anyone so much as questions their gender identity or bullshit of that sort, they get insanely offended and get on all fours as they bark to their defense. theyvians choose the depressed life and get off on ensuring every detail of their life is pure tragedy.
theyvian: i bought a dildo to glue on my pussy or fuck my ass with depending on if iâm a boy or a girl.
normal person: wtf dude, you reek of theyvianism you weirdo.
theyvian: did you just call me dude?! why are you assuming my gender?!!!
normal person: that bulge in ur pants speaks for itself, or should i say themself.
theyvian: *gets on all fours and barks to its defense*