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theyvianism is a variant of the incurable illness thayvianism, where a thayvian identifies with the pronouns they and them. theyvians love to reframe their entire lives to look like victims of the world. although thayvians worship and kiss mommy and daddy’s asses, the same cannot be said about their theyvian peers. for them, dad left to get milk when they were 4 and mom is public enemy #1, so they cope by removing themselves from the gender binary. they walk down the halls thinking their style is eating up the crowd, but the blue hair and purple eyeliner isn’t fooling anyone. if anyone so much as questions their gender identity or bullshit of that sort, they get insanely offended and get on all fours as they bark to their defense. theyvians choose the depressed life and get off on ensuring every detail of their life is pure tragedy.
theyvian: i bought a dildo to glue on my pussy or fuck my ass with depending on if i’m a boy or a girl.
normal person: wtf dude, you reek of theyvianism you weirdo.
theyvian: did you just call me dude?! why are you assuming my gender?!!!
normal person: that bulge in ur pants speaks for itself, or should i say themself.
theyvian: *gets on all fours and barks to its defense*
theyvianism is a variant of the incurable illness thayvianism, where a thayvian identifies with the pronouns they and them. theyvians love to reframe their entire lives to look like victims of the world. although thayvians worship and kiss mommy and daddy’s asses, the same cannot be said about their theyvian peers. for them, dad left to get milk when they were 4 and mom is public enemy #1, so they cope by removing themselves from the gender binary. they walk down the halls thinking their style is eating up the crowd, but the blue hair and purple eyeliner isn’t fooling anyone. if anyone so much as questions their gender identity or bullshit of that sort, they get insanely offended and get on all fours as they bark to their defense. theyvians choose the depressed life and get off on ensuring every detail of their life is pure tragedy.
theyvian: i bought a dildo to glue on my pussy or fuck my ass with depending on if i’m a boy or a girl.
normal person: wtf dude, you reek of theyvianism you weirdo.
theyvian: did you just call me dude?! why are you assuming my gender?!!!
normal person: that bulge in ur pants speaks for itself, or should i say themself.
theyvian: *gets on all fours and barks to its defense*