mierga

a portmanteu of "mierda"(shit), and "verga"(dick).

- ¿Cómo estás?
- ¡Vete a la mierga!

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bailó bertha

mexican euphemism for 'valió verga' (it's all fucked up), emphasizing that there is no hope.

- omg , that rottweiler is loose again.
- Ya bailó bertha.

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calmex

mexican counterpart of chillax

can you beleive i asked the blonde out?

calmex! You'll do fine...

vete a la verga

cursing that means something like: Die motherfucker bitch!

... always have to come up with your shit you bastard asshole, when will there be respect, you are like a fucking flye that's fucking and fucking on and on and on... vete a la verga!

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