chipotle

do not eat chipotle, a man once ate chipotle and went to the hospital, do not eat it or else you will fucking die. chipotle is basically napalm for your assholes. if you eat it your shit will launch you to Jupiter, you wont die of oxygen loss but of chipotle.

"jeff ate chipotle yesterday and his fucking shit launched him through the roof"

jeydanofe

the biggest goddamn meme in the omniverse. a person who loves chipotle and gives children ptsd of their childhood as well as sends seal team six to raid your house if you piss him off

"oh god who joined the call... oh shit its jeydanofe"

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mr_goat1O1

jesus himself. will execute you if you use anything other than the P90 in any FPS game. He also has too much money and is an absolute pay to win. if you see him, run. he will most likely catch up to you and beat your ass lifeless

"OH SHIT ITS FUCKING mr_goat1O1, FUCKING RUN HE HAS TOO MUCH MONEY"

Gunlord

likes the M4 Carbine and will fucking kill you if you say one wrong fact about a firearm. he also is poor as fuck and his average iq is 5.56x45 and fucking writes faster than a M61 Vulcan at full firerate.

"gunlord is in our server, we will die"