Person 1: did you hear, my old man has anusaphoibia
Person 2: wait anusaphoibia?
Person 1: you know, the fear of getting butt fucked against your will
Person 2: oh, that's.... strange
KFC casher: hi what can I get for you, a leg or a thigh?
Old man: I want a shaved snatch please
Old man: and that's why I'm not allowed at KFC anymore
Female: wow!
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