chomps

sucks, shitty, totally bites.

~ Heard it from my hairdresser, who is remarkably not gay.

"Oh, you live in a leaky condo, dude that totally chomps".

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suntory boss

the greatest and coolest coffee in the world, from japan.

If you lived in tokyo, you might ride a captain stag folding bike, drink suntory boss coffee, and talk about bob sapp. Unless of course you drive a Honda That's. Then you'd still be a talking about bob sapp.

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Uptarding

make more stupid, upgrading retardness, advancing incompetence.

Dude, your uptarding yourself watching all that American Idol.

Cad

; A Stud
; the complete opposite of a dad

60% of women said they would prefer to have SEX with a cad, but only 13% said they would want him engaged to their daughters.

You're going to have lots of grandchildren, thank god your shtuped that cad.

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