pml

praise my life- when a moment is reached of extreme happiness and your life is so amazing you want to praise it.
when the biggest smile on your face is still small.
when mood cannot be any better

i woke up, walked out of my room and saw 100 bucks on the table! pml!

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pussbreath

when a guy, goes down on a girl so much, his morning breath is replaced by a vaginal odour coming from every tooth canal and gum pore.

Saleem: Yo man whats going on buddy?
Peter: Bro, WTF you doing with your life?
Saleem: *laughs* Why man?
Peter: You have some nasty ass pussbreath...
Saleem: GTG man..

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