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Shnazzled

The feeling you experience when you're so stoned that you sit on a chair and stare out into the distance, not thinking about anything because you're literally one with the cosmos, and God, and you've been submerged in a spiritual realm that opens up your mind and makes you see things in a whole new perspective.

I was so Shnazzled last night, I cooked a horse's ass and it tasted like chicken.

by peterpickle September 22, 2014