Sourpatch Kids

A group of underage girls who spread STI's

Dude 1: "Hey man i heard you were with Jenny last night, isn't she part of the Sourpatch Kids?"

Dude 2: "Shit man I hope not, i've already been swabbed 6 times this month!"

18👍 25👎

nermel

A half hard, half soft boner. Usually brought on by too much alcohol/drugs. Can be counteracted with half to a full 80 mg. tab of Viagra, depending on how much alcohol/drugs you have consumed.

Dude 1: Hey man that chick totally wants you, are you gonna take her home?

Dude 2: Don't think so man, all i could give her is a nermel.

10👍 2👎

shannon creek

a very dirty place, between the legs of a very dirty girl

Dude 1: "hey man i heard you went down to shannon creek last night"

Dude 2: "I dont wanna talk about it"

5👍 2👎

douchejuice

a blend of 50% vinegar, 50% water that women use to douche themselves.

"helen could you mix me some douchejuice? i love the way you brew that shit"

turd town

The town where turds dwell, (in your ass)

"I'm gonna park the beef bus in turd town". (i am going to make intercourse with your anus)

12👍 1👎

Dick as far as the eye can see

When your somewhere and there is only males.

Dude 1: Hey man whats up with that party? Is there any hot babes?

Dude 2: No man just dick as far as the eye can see.

29👍 7👎

Hammertoe

When you can see a mans hammer through his pants, same as cameltoe only the man version.

Holy shit look at that dudes hammertoe!!!!!

18👍 10👎