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When your somewhere and there is only males.
Dude 1: Hey man whats up with that party? Is there any hot babes?
Dude 2: No man just dick as far as the eye can see.
When you can see a mans hammer through his pants, same as cameltoe only the man version.
Holy shit look at that dudes hammertoe!!!!!
A group of underage girls who spread STI's
Dude 1: "Hey man i heard you were with Jenny last night, isn't she part of the Sourpatch Kids?"
Dude 2: "Shit man I hope not, i've already been swabbed 6 times this month!"
The town where turds dwell, (in your ass)
"I'm gonna park the beef bus in turd town". (i am going to make intercourse with your anus)
When you do way too much coke. The worst plugged nose ever.
Guy 1: Are you sick?
Guy 2: Naw, it's just the nostrel damus effect.
An animal, With a steady diet of liquor and other substances.
Guy 1: Wheres Party Pete?
Guy 2: I dunno, but i bet hes going hard.
having a boner
"hey man that chick is totally getting me poppin solid"