taco nazi

See also: vagina coastguard

When alone with a girl and her mother constantly checks up on the two of you, the mother is referred to as a "taco nazi," due to her unceasing oversight of your intended mate's snatch.

Dude, I was trying to get Jess to do me on her couch last night, but her mom was being a total taco nazi. That shit was under lock and key like Fort Knox.

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