geofail

Inability to purchase something in one region or country when is clearly available in another.

Those new Nike kicks in the UK aren't for sale in Australia, what a geofail.

Luckury

When you experience luxury by luck.

I booked Uber X and a Mercedes turned up, wow what luckury!

facan't

Facan’t, when a person is fucking cunt but circumstances prevent you from using the actual words.

I was driving mum home and some facan't cut me off, had to be nice and not yell you fucking cunt.

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Lawnmower Lesbian

The opposite of Lipstick Lesbian. The lesbian who loves the outdoors, sports, cars and is potentially more sexy butch looking. Great friend, loyal and offers best help around the home or change your car oil. Often having all the interests a straight man would love to share with a women, and a gay couple needs to survive.

Maggie is a lawnmower lesbian she loves fishing, shooting and hunting, her Amber partner is a stunning lipstick lesbian. They are perfect opposites.

Navlost

Getting lost for no other reason than your GPS has given you the directions to the wrong place.

Sorry I'm late, got navlost again.