Stank ass

Verb: to fill an area with nastyness through means of a rancid fart

I had to get outta there, I stank assed the bathroom so bad the paint was starting to peel.

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Did you get your homework done

Phrase your friend utters when he didn't get his homework done and wants to copy yours.

Jared: "Hey Jew Fro, did you get your homework done?"

Me: "Yeah, why?"

Jared: "Can I copy it. I was up all night playing Call of Duty."

Me: "I suppose."

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fun button

The button (or sometimes a knob) found on the dash of a pickup or suv to lock the transfer case in four wheel drive.

Let's hit the fun button and go out and play in the mud.

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Sock

Device used to soak up any and all wet spots on the kitchen floor.

Ah dammit I stepped in another wet spot walking through the kitchen. Oh well, at least my sock dried it up.

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