Kooky Juice

A slang term for alcohol. Usually a strong liquor or juice heavy cocktail. Causes extreme pollution of the brain.

That boy is on that kooky juice.

hate masterbate

When you’re mad at your significant other and you go off privately to masterbate. During this particular masturbation you think about your significant other and why you’re mad at them.

Julie forgot to buy a gift for our anniversary, so I hate masterbated.