Phantom pisser

A phantom pisser is a person who tends to piss on toilet paper, toilet seat and in the top water bucket of a toilet. The name phantom because no one knows who it is

No example as we do not speak or hear of the phantom pisser

beezeitous

When you havent been cured in a while, you start to get hungry for beezes

I think i may have beezeitous, beezes beezes where the beezes @