Tom and Jerry

The act of a large, agressive homosexual lurking in the gay bar- and getting aroused by a smaller defenseless homosexual. The bigger one intends on taking him home and making him his bitch, but is undermindend by the small, clever homoexual and, infact, becomes the bitch.

I saw a classic example of a Tom and Jerry when Big Ben tried to persue a small male conpanion (offering 2 wine coolers), but he was cut short when the smaller man refused. He instead bought his own vodka tonic. Big Ben began to get angry, and by the end of the night, he finds himself hopped up on ecstasy and tied to a bullpin getting mounted by the smaller homosexual.

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Dirty Dentist

The act of woman giving a man a proper rim job ("eating out" the anal cavity), then choosing to clean the shit out of her teeth by flossing with his pubic hair.

"After my girlfriend gave me a rim job, she asked for a piece of gum. I told her i didn't have any gum, but if she she really needed to, she could give me the dirty dentist."

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holy ghosting

Much like the concept of a 'phantom poop' or the opposite of a 'cream pie'. Holy Ghosting is when you cum inside somebody's butthole & that shit is so tight, it doesn't come out.

Holy Ghosting:

"Hey man, I saw you leave the bar last night with that chick. What happened?"

"Dude, she took it like a champ. Holy Ghosted that shit."

"Nice!"

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