night poo

When you're dehydrated and drink a large glass of water before bed, your insides churn and suddenly you're up at 1am taking a giant dump.

Dammit, I didn't get any sleep last night! Drank all that water right before bed, and woke up an hour later to take a giant night poo.

5👍 5👎

travel poo

The poop you take after a long day of traveling, and having not pooped all day.

Yikes, don't go in the hotel bathroom for at least an hour! I ate fast food and traveled all day, and my travel poo stinks to high heaven.