Schruted

verb. To mess up, to screw up. The origins of this comes from the TV series The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 12 "Traveling Salesman". The expression was first used by Andy Bernard (Ed Helms)

Andy: I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.

Michael: What?

Andy: Schruted it. It’s just this thing people say around your office all the time. Like when you screw something up in a really irreversible way. You Schruted it. I don’t know where it comes from though. You think it comes from Dwight Schrute?

Michael: I don’t know. Who knows how words are formed.

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facial genocide

A romantic coined term to ejaculate on your sexual partner's face.

My friend who works for EA, always use facial genocide to express his love to his girlfriend

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Dragon Juice

Dragon Juice is the liquid secretion that can be found in an Asian woman's vulva when she is reading a calculus textbook

Mcshane enjoys a pinte of dragon juice in the morning before coming into to work.

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