5ailure

A failure SO epic, they're incapable of spelling 'failure' correctly.

Adam: "I'm taking a nap."
Phoebe: "Wow...you're a 5ailure."
Adam: "...look whose talking."

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sad monkey

A pitiful saying one friend says to another when they're feeling miserable, but don't care enough to find actual words to comfort them with.

Friend 1: UUUGGGH! MY LIFE SUCKS!!
Friend 2: Whys that?!?!
Friend 1: I lost my cell phone, my boyfriend dumped me, I just got grounded and I have a mountain of homework!!
Friend 2: Aww...sad monkey :(

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whippadoo

exclamation.
the word you use when you just don't care.
can be used instead of the phrases "whatcha gonna do" or "i'm still fly."

"bro wut u get on dat math test?"
"10%"
"ur p-rents r gonna go ape"
"yeah, but whippadoo."

❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Whippadoo

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funky hedge

a dance move involving akward violent pelvic-thrusts.

"do the funky hedge now!!"