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What elitist actors say when people ask them why they are living in a box, because they are too embarased to say theater, like normal people. Also could come from the fact that they think they are too perfect for theater.
Right now I am working in theatre, and the joy I get from these thespian workings far outways my lack of worldly possesions
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What a person has after he/she has revieved after they get genital warts on their anus, from anal sex.
In health we had to look at a picture of Big Gay Al's cauliflower ass plug. It was fucking disgusting.
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Archaic term for a person that follows the teachings of Islam.
"Mohammed is a mussulman!"
"Nobody has said mussulman since 18th century British sailors stopped saying it you dickwad."
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Amount of time until a guy bones a chick.
Girl, you know I'll love you fo eva.
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They're kind of pop, they're kind of indie, they're kind of rock. "Somebody told me" is there only song so far with chart sucess (I think). I'm not sure whether I like them or not. It's very possible they will turn out to be a one hit wonder.
Somebody told me/you have a boyfriend/that looks like a girlfriend
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Coined by Asia of Illinois, slang term for vagina.
Nobody wants to hear about your cock pocket!
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A term for a person that is extremly mean or sadistic, because kicking a puppy is the lowest and cruelest thing in the world.
My english teacher gave me a 5,000 word essay due on Friday. What a fucking puppy kicker!
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