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A culinary inadequate husband who accepts his wife is a better chef. she is allowed to bake anything she wants and the husband usually sits there and watches. If he's lucky he'll get to link the plate when she's done. ;P
Doug had the food preparation skills of a little boy and his wife Jill was always hungry. His choice was get a divorce or become a cookold. Jill now makes the best souffe.
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A phrase you say when you can't remember what your shitty relative said at the family gathering.
Family member who's not racist- "What was Uncle Allen talking about at thanksgiving?"
me- "I don't know, probably something racist"
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Someone who thinks they are being funny but they are just being mean. Often their mean comment will be followed by a "I was just kidding" even though they weren't.
"Get away. You strike me as the type of person that jerks off to cartoons." Carrie said.
"wow way to be a goofbag." said steven.
"i was just kidding."
An expression used when something is mildly interesting enough to warrant a response, but not interesting enough to say anything of note or meaning.
"Hey did you see Zach's beard, it's growing in better than I thought it would."
"huh, neat."
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Man, Jerry got pegged last night! Good for him, I think he might be halfway gay :-)
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Someone, who when there is a chair available, will still sit on the floor like an idiot.
Philip flopped on the floor as soon as he entered Shawn ' s apartment.
"You silly floor baby" said shawn.