milf shake

a dance in which many attractive older women are taking part

Dolly and Eric's reception turned out to be a bit of a milf shake.

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porn crackers

A faint whiff of obscenity

Porn crackers! We'll have to edit that out of the magic show.

windmilf

Attractive older lady fond of outdoor pursuits

I often see that gorgeous windmilf up on the downs walking her dog

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four minute milf

milf so desirable that premature ejaculation is inevitable

I was looking forward to a whole night of bliss, but she was a real four minute milf.

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cabhaggler

One who habitually becomes embroiled in pig-headed confrontations.

That miserable cabhaggler is going to get a black eye very soon!

prawn knickers

underwear, especially female, in need of a wash

Fetch that pile of prawn knickers and put it in the wash!