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the make-up job, self-applied, on a desirable older woman's face
Joe: Jeez, she looks a right mess!
Hank: Yeah, she sure screwed up that milf-portrait.
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given to masturbation with the left hand
cf sinisterbation
There are lots of cackfapped guys around these days. When I was young we were rapped around the knuckles if we were caught doing it like that.
Any high place aggressively occupied by broadcasting masts or telecommunication towers.
They've put a telecropolis on the top of Pendle!
I started to french that chick but I nearly threw up on account of the catsbreath, man.
unsolicited and unwanted sperm; sperm which is simply a nuisance; unwanted pornography
My sex life seems to be bedevilled with sparm these days. or, My computer is increasingly cluttered up with sparm.
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This is my right hand milf. I couldn't do without her.
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one who has an intense aversion to the external female genitalia, or simply to their appearance
I love fucking Julie but her cunt's so ugly - I suppose I'm in the classic vulvophobe's dilemma.