no cuomo

This phrase is often employed when one accidentally touches someone inappropriately, say while brushing against a coworkers bosom while squeezing past in a crowded elevator, and is used to convey that the inappropriate touch was unintentional.

One should take care that this phrase is not mistaken for "No, Cuomo," which roughly translates to "Please pardon my predatory and inappropriate behavior, for I am of Italian descent and don't know any better."

"I meant to reach for the cellphone in my back pocket but accidentally touched Jim's crotch, so I said 'no cuomo' to let him know it was an accident."

no cuomo

Please pardon my sexual assault, for I'm Italian and don't know any better.

I shall be more mindful of my own predatory workplace behavior in the future, but no Cuomo.

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patriot moat

Creases that appear at the top and bottom of the belly from when an overweight person sits for awhile before standing; the cum-gutters of the obese and stationary.

"I need to stop being so sedentary. My patriot moat was a deep red when I finally stood up after spending hours organizing my erotic Donald Trump photo directory."

tucking in my shirt

To masturbate one's self in preparation for sexy time with an underage, or drastically younger, sexual partner.

"I was just tucking in my shirt." -Rudy Giuliani