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Making three left turns in order to go right.
To make a Jersey right, You make a left, another left, and another left and your right there. (Which is impossible in New Jersey because you cant' turn left)
A girl/guy at your office that will be the target for affection for a drunken rondevous after the Christmas party
Steve: you see that , I think she works on 9.
John: that looks like a Christmas Party takedown right there.
Farting while passing through a revolving door.
I had to fart while passing through the lobby and waited until i passed through the revolving door to drop a revolving bomb.
To reflect on your status or position, and ensure that your attitude is aligned.
Encore @ The Wynn European Pool
Maida: oh my gawd do you see that old lady in the pool flashing her boobs
Debbie: I don't care how much she paid for those titties, no one needs to see that.
Maida: She needs to check in and put those things away.
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