brian

An intelligent, sexy, well rounded guy. Can be shy at times, but is liked by mostly everyone. He is lay back, but is a natural born determined leader of the masses, if only he can get over his fear of success. He is ambitious, but is also very prone to laziness. A Brian is often labeled as arrogant, but when you get to really know him, you'll find out he's just timid. Brians are nurturers, protectors, and appreciators of humanity. As partners, Brians see femininity as part of themselves, as a result, Brians find it incredibly easy to please the lady in their life. Brians are adored by women, and are often prone to promiscuity, unless a person of equal wit and intelligence keeps them interested. As lovers, Brians take the award as sex-machines, period! Brians are intimately affectionate, passionate intense lovers. Sex with a brian is like awakening an unknown side of yourself, so make sure you fasten your seat belt! And I MUST say again, Brians are INTENSE lovers, and will quickly learn which buttons to press, when & where; and rapidly understand your bodies language of pleasure.
A Brian can also be very mistrusting of others, and as shy observers, can come off as antisocial. Brians can be prone to depression, social disconnection and have a tendency to enjoy alcohol to the point of self-destruction. Negatively, Brians can be truly despised by close friends. Because Brians are very intelligent, they are good at getting revenge, and can be cold-hearted sarcastic assholes!

Wow, that must be a Brian!

Last night I had the best fuck ever with some random guy, he must have been a Brian

That Brian is a real cynical asshole.

Lets see what Brian's advice is.

Wait. Here comes Brian, he'll know what to do, he always does.

Shit! Here comes Brian, lets change the subject or else we'll never be able to finish!

-Oh god, there's Brian now. I'm so nervous. I just feel like he doesn't even notice me until he's staring deep into my eyes while making love.
-How long have you been together?
-Eight months, a week, two days and six hours.
-Woa, and you still talk like that?
-If you only knew girl! Hi babe
(Brian)-You know I don't like being called babe, my name is Brian (with gentle smirk on his face) I missed you lady.

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