poop anxiety

the fear of not being able to poop in the comfort of your own bathroom before you have to go somewhere. this is especially common amongst morning poopers and if you think about it too much it can actually prevent the ability to poop.

i have to meet my peeps for breakfast early this morning and it's giving me poop anxiety.
i had to catch an early morning flight and it caused massive poop anxiety. luckily i was able to go right before i was about to walk out the door.
man my stomach is killing me! i had major poop anxiety this morning and i still haven't been able to go.

Fruitpocket

A man who befriends a woman he finds attractive, but refuses to make a move even after a prolonged time

I can’t believe he won’t make a move with Aubrey already, he’s known her for months, what a Fruitpocket.