GRAVY GABE

when you pour gravy on yout friends head and his namw happens to be gabe, so you go:

“nyaaahni deska? :3?? o-oh, arigato gabu chan huhuhu!! douh?!? owo ?? gravy ALL
over your feet??? heh… dont worry…. nyah.. *licks lips* i can get the cleaning job done…”

gabe : OHHH NO THERES GRAVY ON MY HEAD!!

ren: hahahah you hust hot gravy gabe

president of the united states with a tight pink thong and black leather boots: hooo nooo poor gabe

The most cringe sentence you will ever hear

oh, I love anime nyaaaah~ >w< What’s your name? gabe?

oh, ha ha ha.. s-so sorry gabeu senpai NYAAAH!! UwU i-im sorry.. i-i h-h-have t-t—t-tics w-where i m-meow like a neko OwO P-prease forgive me gabe senpaiiii… ooh.. senpai kun… ohmmnnh…ooooh senpaiiii ohhhh senpai gabu gravyuh!!! oh…senpaiiiiiiyyyyyuuuuuuuhhhg!!!!!!! IM NEKO MILKING EVERYWHERE AAAAAAAAAH!!! NEKO SAVE ME! ACTUVATI PENIS WATER SPRINGS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! ooh…..o-oh! gabu… touch my most cringe sentence you have ever heard mmmmmnnnhh!!! NYAAAAAAAAAA IM MILKING MILJUG IM A JUG OF FRESH CHREAMY MILK NYAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!MILK ME!!! MILK MMMEEEUUUUUUUUUUUYHHHHHGGGGG!!!!

Neko Shrimp Defeator Marijuana Eater says, “Mmhhnn!!! Nyaaag!!!! uwu RAAAUGHH NYAAAA SEPNAI IN MY HOWLES YAAAAAAAAHG”

gravy gabe responds in a tone of concern, “ oh, that must’ve been _
The The most cringe sentence you will ever hear

right now!”

“guaaah gigh in rhatbxaza”
zaza

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