like a philanthropist who gives money to charity, a phalanthropist gives his dick to charitable causes
Guy: I banged this ugly girl last night because I felt bad for her
Guy 2: Oh a, classic phalanthropist move
when you don't know whether to call someone a dick or an asshole in a fit of rage
Guy: dude I banged your girl
Guy 2: you're such a dick hole
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