dodge mirrors

dodge mirrors is a game we play to avoid seeing a reflection of ourselves naked.

I have been playing dodge mirrors since I gained 10 pounds. Since turning 50 I have played dodge mirrors!

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petio

petio-an outdoor area (patio) where pets spend leisure time and entertain pet friends.

Honey, will you put the veggie bones in the 'petio', Leviathan and Kane are expecting company.

Snackdown

When food is consumed.

I headed to thelocal burger spot for a snackdown.

Snackdown at McD's.

jill

jealous individual lacking love

It is sad that she is a jill.

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car butt

What you get when you travel by car for long distances.

You for sure will have "car butt" after driving from NY to LA on vacation!

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