Folically Challenged

The politically correct term for being bald.

You: Nice hat! Why are you wearing it?
Your Math teacher: *Lifts hat to show baldness*
You: Oh... youre bald.
Your math teacher: We prefer the term Folically Challenged, thank you very much. Now do your math homework!

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hippopotomonstrosequippedaliophile

A person who is sexually attracted to big words

Man: I scored with this chick last night for spelling supercalifragilisticexpialadocious.
Man 2: Dude, she must have been a hippopotomonstrosequippedaliophile!

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