Me

I am a person who can't walk on my feet AND i have really dirty friends that SCARE ME BECAUSE OF THERE NASTY THOUGHTS :)

ME: why HELLO....

frosted flakes

cool little tiny things that you eat that could make you fat :)

Human 1: hey! wat you eating?
Human 2: Frosted flakes
Human 1: NO! Don't you'll get so BIG you can get popped like a balloon.

waffle

Waffles are SNIFFELISHEIUS and you should try one :)

Boy: WOW THESE WAFFLES ARE SNIFFELISHEIUS!!!! It's even so good you can enjoy it in a bath like this women.