Caroline

Caroline is a common name, and many people seem to believe that a Caroline is a good person. When in reality, their parents probably named her after a stupid song because they couldn't think of anything better. Caroline's seem super nice and like they could never hurt a fly, but watch out because the moment you do something you don't like they will spread rumors about you, try to convince people you're actually a witch, prompting them to burn you at the stake.

Sara: You see that girl over there in the Patagonia?
Molly: Yeah, she seems lovely. What about her?
Sara: Her name is Caroline
Molly: OMG for real? I can't believe her, what a bitch! Walking around like she owns everything, why do Caroline's have to be so ignorant? I hate her.

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