Pidget

A pidget is a micro pig with the torso (upper body (from the waist up) including arms and head) of a dwarf attached to the back. It also has wooden peg legs (although the legs are interchangeable, attachments include springs, running blades and tank tracks). The best and rarest pidgets are ginger and of african origin. Some pidgets are also born with downs syndrome, but this does not effect the life span or happiness of the pidget, infact in most cases it increases both. Pidgets are very happy and make great pets, are very loving and the noise of their little wooden legs on hard floors is incredibly cute. They cannot breed but can be grown from taking a small cutting from an existing pidget and planting it in a pot in a warm room.

Hey Dave, I can't wait to enter my pidget into the pidget olympics. He's really good at trampolining.

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Archers Rights

After you've had a sexual encounter with a lady at her own home, convince your lady lover that you should both run around the block naked (leaving through the front door). When at the door "preparing" yourself to do said naked run, make sure the lady is infront of you, when you open the door (every gentleman should open a door for a lady) quickly push her outside naked and close the door behind her. You now have full roam of her house and she is locked outside her own home naked. Winning. You will forever be a legend among your group of friends.

That hot milf took me back to her place last night, after I pulled an amazing Mexican Avalanche on her we were stood facing the front door, it was then I took to opportunity to claim my Archers Rights! Little annoyed she had no crisps though...