stringer

man who has a series of long-term monogamous relationships with girlfriends but never ends up marrying any of them (usually says "no" when a girl asks him or raises the idea if they should get married)

George and Sally said he won't marry her after seeing her for 3 years. He also said no to Jane after dating her for 2 years prior. George is a stringer.

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plonking

The process of providing oral sex on a man's penis whilst he is on the lavoratory excreting faeces.

Jane (or Fred) was plonking George last night

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croweater

A (non-derogatory) nickname for an inhabitant of the state of South Australia (Australia), cf sandgroper, an inhabitant of Western Australia.

The term derives from the fact that South Australians ate crows due to poverty when the free-settled colony of South Australia was established in 1836.

The term has been borrowed and truncated in some cases - for example the football team Adelaide Crows.

The mighty Croweaters!

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plugger

Also known as plugga I guess. A nickname for thongs (the ones that you put on your feet) and seems to be used in Western Australia. They can single- or double-pluggers, single-pluggers being thongs that are reinforced with one set of plugs on the underside of the thongs and double-pluggers being douby reinforced with two plugs

I'm going down to Hay Street Mall today and there's more people wearing single-pluggers than double-pluggers today

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fairy godmother

In short, a fairy godmother is a good-looking faghag, a good-looking female that primarily hangs out with homosexual men - please see definition for faghag.

If Cindy Crawford hung out with gay guys all the time, then she would be a fairy godmother

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lowdown

When straight married men get some sex on the side from a homosexual man

Cindy doesn't know, but Greg is getting the lowdown from Bobby

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Quince

another name for vagina - also quinte (said quintay)

cath has a filthy quince

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