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Yoshi

Yoshi is an awesome, cool, fun, interesting, passionate, caring and beautiful person. Regardless of the random text you send this person, she will say something important for the convo. If you're a lucky person, Yoshi will give you one of her candies. If you feel depressed, go to Yoshi and she will definitely brighten your day. Feel lucky if she is your friend, for you have found a friend and a partner for life. If your Yoshi has a cat, be careful, or you may die. Yoshi will always be there for you, every step you make... she'll be watching. Watch your back kids.

"Hey, Yoshi! How was your day?"
"Hey, Yoshi! Help me bury a body!"
"Hey, Yoshi! Let's go to a pool!"

Me: I want...
Yoshi: cheese

by piecebee June 11, 2018