West Side Story

Scenario wherein persons of opposite sexual orientations are secretly attracted to one another and carry on clandestine relations.
Often initiated by snapping of fingers, completely corny sing-alongs and organized dance; an awkward hookup session usually follows in a nearby stairwell or back alley.

Reggie: Yo Tony -- are you going West Side Story for James lately?
Tony: James... what a name...I feel pretty, oh so pretty! But don't fuckin tell anyone or there might be some gang wars.

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