fauxbonics

Indistinguishable from ebonics but spoken by someone who is fully capable of speaking perfect and articulate English.

Lee: Hey Bryan, check out this Lil Wayne mix tape.
Bryan: Yo B I like dis, it b fresh and I lovin' the beats they sampling. Real ill son.
Lee: Bryan, stop with the fauxbonics, we all knew you grew up on a farm.

Blackberry bounce

Occurs when one is dancing at a club and doesn't stop dancing to send a text on their Blackberry. However, because the texter needs a steady hand, their dance becomes them bending their knees and bobbing up and down until the text is completed.

Bryan: "I was dancing with this chick at the bar but half way through the song she pulled out her Blackberry and started texting"

Lee: "That sucks. Did you keep dancing with her?"

Bryan: "Yeah, but she was doing the Blackberry bounce, it was pretty awkward."

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Total Shoe Actualization

When your shoes are tight enough to stay on your foot but loose enough to slide on and off without untying them.

I haven't untied my shoes in months. I've achieved total shoe actualization

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electro hoe

Short form of electronic whore.

1. Someone whose life completely revolves and depends upon technology. This person can usually be found buying every new piece of technology as soon as it hits the market.

2. A person who acts like a whore behind the guise of technology (on social networking websites, msn, texting, phone, webcam). Ironically, in many cases, these electro whores are quite chaste in person and use technology to portray a sluttish persona.

1. Mike: Holy hell, John just went out and bought the new iPhone model.
Steve: Shit son, didn't he just buy one last year!?
Mike: God damn that guy is such an electro hoe.

2. I met this little elctro hoe off myspace. She stripped for me on webcam bet when I got her over to my house I could barely get to second base .

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