maury show

on the show...
big dawg: that baby dont look nothing like me.
myesha: he yours, u're the only guy i'ev slept with.
maury: big dawg, you are NOT the father
big dawg: dumb ass bitch! what did i tell you. you need to keep your legs closed, biatch. i'm outta here.
myesha: (sob) (sob)
maury: dont cry myesha. i know you've slept with so many men. i would help you find the father. who's next on your "men i've slept with" list?
myesha: #43. jamal, but i think he's in jail. (sob)
maury: dont worry myesha, i would get him on the show.

I watch the maury show anytime i wanna feel like a retard.

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moan

the low sound made during sex, or during intense make out sessions. could be loud in some cases depending on intensity.

romeo: aaaah!! you rock my balls baby aaaahhh!!!
juliet: mmmmm!!! give it to me ousssssss!!! oussss!!!!! mmmmmm!!

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