metric shit ton

Like a metric assload, a metric shit ton is exactly 204.62262 pounds more than a shit ton.

"ph33r! Dr. Eccles gave us a metric shit ton of homework."
"Crapping Christ, I've got a metric shit ton of bitches to call tonight."

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irrational exuberance

(from Investopedia.com:) An infamous phrase uttered by Alan Greenspan in 1996 to describe the overvalued market at the time.

Really, it means you're way too happy about something.

ME: Holy crap, did you see that?!
DUDE: Man, you got a problem with irrational exuberance. STFU.
ME: THAT KICKED ASS!
DUDE: Seriously, STFU!

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basher

A hautian who bash es.

That basher doesn't have any teeth.

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bash

Wabash Avenue in Terre Haute is a popular place for the average hautian to hang out. Usually, bashing is done by sitting on a couch ("sofa") in the back of your pickup and driving up and down the 'Bash, usually soliciting young women to flash their breasts.

Dude, I got a new futon... wanna grab the truck and go bashin?

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Woo Yay!

More often lowercase, woo yay is used as an apathetic response to someone's irrational exuberance.

Also known as "Here's a quarter, call someone who cares."

Little Bro: OMG LOOK I GOT LEVEL 9 IN FF7!
Big Bro: woo yay.