NST

Nigga-Standard Time. It is the time zone/ time schedule that in no way reflects quoted times. Commonly used by the perpetually late when meeting up. There is no exact translation or ratio to those on a schedule, so you just have to deal with it.

EX 1:
Guy 1: "Alright, I'll be there in twenty minutes." *1 hour later." Guy 2: "I told you he wouldn't be here yet, he's on that NST bro..."

EX 2:
Guy 1: "Alright, give me ten minutes, NST."
Guy 2: "Alright so I'll just wait here for half of my life while you're getting involved in what you are doing and forget about me."

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