Fortnite Disease

Common within development studios, Fortnite Disease attributes to feeling inferior and struggling to become more like Epic Games due to their frequent (usually weekly) updates, active and supportive community which gives feedback, and large community. This causes devs to feel like they have to work a lot harder to even come close to competing with a game as large as Fortnite.

Person 1: Fortnite Disease is starting to become really apparent within game devs lately.
Person 2: I know, right? Honestly, they should take their time with updates so they don't fuck up the community more than normal.

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old man scrote

Short for old man scrotum, and one of the few vulgarities currently not blocked by Kahoot.

Person 1: Did you see the wack shit Ethan did in Italian?
Person 2: No! What happened?
Person 1: He put old man scrote as his Kahoot name!

Alberto Halos

Celebrity and teacher of advanced maths at an IB world school; also the deity of worship in many religions.

In the name of Alberto Halos!
All praise be to Alberto Halos!

chode nuts

Someone with really fat, gargantuan, giant balls. You can interpret this two ways:
1. He's got nuts so fat, they're comparable to a chode
2. Referencing the One-Two combo that is Dick and Balls

Person 1: Did you see Brendon's chode nuts?
Person 2: How fat are they?
Person 1: Last time I checked, they were 8.36 meters in diameter and .72 nanometers in height.
Person 2: Damn.

gargantuan balls

Used to describe absolutely enormous balls of a "gargantuan magnitude."

Person 1: Did you see that video of the guy whose nuts were so big, he couldn't even go outside?
Person 2: I know! He had gargantuan balls.
Person 1: I hope he gets better.

BLF

For people too lazy to write out "Blue Light Filter" in text.

Person 1: "I use f.lux as my BLF."
Person 2: "I just use my own glasses with a clip-on."

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deadnuts

The more formal way of saying deadass.

Person 1: Sir, the general just died.
Person 2: Deadnuts?
Person 1: Deadnuts.

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