emily

biggest bitch sometimes but hella good friend. shes the kinda bitch you dont fuck with but you wanna fuck her. pretty as hell and will down a bottle in seconds. keep her close cause dont dont want an emily as an enemy. she will tell it to you straight, she doesnt sugar coat. She will always be there for you even if you arent on good terms.

guy 1:see that bitch emily?

guy 2: yeah shes hot as fuck
guy 1: dont get too close, you will get attached

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jade

a bad ass girl whos down to fuck anytime anywhere if you give her candy corn first. a really good friend that doesnt always make sense but always wants the best for you. super hot and kinda sensitive but will rock your ass at any sport.

guy1: BRO my girlfriend just beat the shit out of my dick! all i had to do is give her candy corn!
guy2: what a jade your girlfrind is!

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