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Fucking homeless guys

Having dangerous unprotected sex with homeless guys. Mostly done for charity.

I'm fucking homeless guys to boost up my resume for applying for a job at a local non profit.

by pinsandneedles October 7, 2009

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iphone

When a spouse or boyfriend takes on a petite, black mistress that he can’t keep his hands off of and always tries to find an excuse to stroke. She is commonly located inches from his cock. Often results in a broken family due to the love of a god damn phone.

Girlfriend: I can’t believe you guys are splitting.
Wife: That iphone is a total home wrecker.... and I can't believe he's into blacks.

by pinsandneedles October 7, 2009

68👍 103👎