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When two partners have anal sex, and the man takes out a lighter or a flamethrower to put inside the woman's anus to burn the flesh inside the asshole until you can peel it off. Then you take your well-done anal steak and put it up the woman's vagina until they squirt on it. Then you proceed to jerk off until you cum on top of it. When this entire process is done you will divide the steak into two pieces and share it with your partner.
I got very hungry when I was having sex, so I asked her if she was okay if I performed the Zambian Flame Steak. She didn't know what it was but it was fine because I showed her.
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When you stand on your knees looking up, and get your mouth filled with piss, cum, or in some cases, extremely loose diarrhea. Occasionally, a mixture may be used, often including alcohol. After your mouth is completely filled, you put small fish into the liquid, creating an aquarium.
Me and my friends were bored, so we created a Romanian Aquarium. I accidentally managed to swallow it after a while.
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A sexual act involving a hamster, where two people fuck aggressively in a toilet stall of a fast food restaurant, and just as the man is about to ejaculate, he pulls his penis out of the woman. He then takes a hamster, grabs its paws and starts to stroke his penis using the hamster until he busts and drops the hamster into the puddle of semen on the floor. Occasionally, the hamster will bite the man's penis in self-defense, resulting in blood and an even bigger bath for the hamster.
I went to McDonalds the other day with my girlfriend, and in the toilet, we performed the Syrian Rodent Bath
When two men are standing with the ends of their dicks touching each other, and one starts to either piss or cum into the other man's dick, resulting in him getting his pipe cleaned.
Greg: I forgot to shower yesterday, do you think you could give me a Vatican Pipe Cleaner?
Tyrone: Of course, if you do it to me afterwards.
Greg: Sounds awesome.
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