Angry Pirate

When you're fuckin a chick, pull it out and shoot it in her eye and then kick her in the shin. She then limps around the room covering her eye.

I was doin this chick the other night and I made her an angry pirate.

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simmie

a perfect block of cheese

yo joe pass me a simmie

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strawberry kiss

When a girl is giving you road head and you slam on the brakes. When her face hits the wheel or dashboard thats a strawberry kiss

My girl was going down on me and a truck pulled out in front of us. She got a strawberry kiss

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gini

definition; a fuckin cracker ass white muther fucker

white guy; good morning nigger/spik

black/hispanic guy; good morning you fuckin cracker ass gini

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mac and cheese afro

definition; faggot

(look up faggot)

aerheaareue tkjsrtyk

trsusayrkkstyj=eminem

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Perstephonie

Describes absolute perfection in females named Stephanie (especially those born on December 30). Comes from the Greek goddess named Persephone.

Oh daaaahling, you are my perstephonie.

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sim

this is a person who is perfect. she is smart, funny, and beautiful. If you know a sim i guarantee she is gorgeous and so attractive that you think about her all the time. she is athletic, smart and funny. she needs to see that and understand that so many people want and need her. she is funny and doesn't care about others opinions, she is outspoken and so so talented. oh and did i mention she is stunning.

hahah sure sim.

oh my god you are so good sim.

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