facadebook

The facebook of an individual who is using their facebook to give the illusion of an happy, active life, usually by broadcasting social plans or posting photos from gatherings which are otherwise not noteworthy.

Jessica tries way too hard to come off as social. Look at her facadebook status; "PARTY TONIGHT! ohh man summa time is here and im havin a BLAST! love my friends." And seriously, 104 pictures from dinner with Kelly at IHOP?

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narcissexual

A sexual orientation where the individual finds himself or herself sexually exciting. Narcissexuals are commonly autosexual, however they may engage in interpersonal relationships in which their partners play only a supporting role to the narcissexual's infatuation with himself or herself. Egocentrism and selfishness, especially in intimate settings, are major social indicators of narcissexuality. Derived from the Greek myth of Narcissus.

The character Patrick Bateman from "American Psycho" is an interpersonal narcissexual; he engages in sexual intercourse with women because he enjoys watching himself in coitus.

Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino is an auto-narcissexual; he watches himself masturbate in the mirror.

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wordfraud

n. The act of playing non-existent or non-English words that are nonetheless recognized as valid plays in the Wordfeud application for Android. Wordfraud almost always occurs with letters that are otherwise difficult to play and worth a higher point value, thus increasing frustration of its victims.

hoho1990 played ZOA for 24 points.
pir8 played DAM for 6 points.
hoho1990 played XI for 18 points.
pir8 played CLOCK for 15 points.
hoho1990 played TAJ for 36 points.
pir8 has sent you a message in chat: bitch, this is some fucking wordfraud.

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ex name taboo

Derived from the cultural anthropology term "death name taboo," an ex name taboo is the reluctance of friends and family to mention the name of an ex, typically replacing the ex's name with emphasized pronouns.

Nydia: "David, I still have HER pan..."
David: "Dude, relax, you can say 'Liz's pan.' There's not an ex name taboo on our breakup."

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scroll and troll

The act of trolling people via posts on one's facebook news feed. As one may continuously scroll down and view "more stories," the opportunities to troll are virtually endless.

Aaron only goes on facebook to scroll and troll biblethumping and politically ignorant posts.