shockings

Shockings n. An article of clothing such as stockings or spandex leggings that produce a feeling of shock, awe, and/or nausea.

You should have seen the shockings she was wearing. It was like she was walking around with no pants. And at a baby shower, of all places!

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Failblazer

One whose level of fail is as yet unseen and unprecedented in scope.

Larry had failed in such a new and inventive way, he could truly be called a failblazer.

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roastmortem

A gathering, after ones death, where a specific amount of time is set aside to talk shit and generally cut through the bullshit associated with the passing of a loved one, friend, acquaintance, etc.

"Honest discussion about Ralphs porn addiction and booger-eating will be discussed at the Roastmortem"