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Amy Lee

A woman who is a member of the band Evanescence.
Amy Lee has the most powerful female voice on Earth and you can hear the full blast power in songs like 'Taking Over Me' or 'Tourniquet' and 'My Last Breath'
In other songs, you can hear the softer notes she reaches such as in 'My Immortal'.
Evanescence's most famous song is 'Bring Me To Life'. There is even a version with Linkin Park in the background.
She has been greatly praised for her dress sense and the way she tries to avoid sex appeal.
She's not amazingly pretty, but that's what makes her so original, natural and pure. Her voice is like an angel's.

To see just how beautiful her voice is, compare it to 'Unfaithful' by Rihanna.

Similar bands include: Lacuna Coil, Within Temptation, Nightwish, Epica, Elis, Xandria

'Everbody's Fool' is Evanescence's most amazing song
'Before The Dawn' is the song with the most emotion in it and can make you cry because Amy Lee's voice sounds magical here.

by piratescaribbean111 May 28, 2008

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Rihanna

An example of pure modern street trash intoxicating the British population's minds.
Rihanna is a singer whose songs are cheap, tacky, naff and meaningless. She sings about anything from umbrellas to murderers...
Her most popular audiences include chavs, chavettes and townies who think it's cool to hang around McDonalds threatening people with umbrellas.
It is also questioned whether Rihanna suffers from a permanent and severe condition of blocked nose. It can be heard very clearly in 'Unfaithful'
She thinks her audience is either deaf or stupid as she tends to repeat a sentence around 50 times in each song (ella-ella-ella-ella. YES we get it, thanks.) But perhaps this could be due to her lack of imagination and/or incompetance of coming up with new lyrics.

Related singers include Jay Z, Beyoncé, 50 Cent and Chris Brown.
Rihanna thinks she's the Queen and finds it necessary to have some sort of informal introduction at the beginning of her songs by another naff and tacky artist such as Jay Z.

Please. Don't make me sick.

Old Woman at the bus stop: aaaargh the weather these days. And I forgot my umbrella at home! DAMN BRITISH WEATHER!

Rihanna: That's ok, hunny, you can stand under my umb-erella, ella, ella, ella-

Old Woman: I'm NOT DEAF CHILD

Rihanna: Yeah, but I am otherwise I wouldn't write such crap music. ELLA ELLA ELLLLLLLA EYYY EYY EYYY

Old Woman: Go shove your umbrella where it belongs.

by piratescaribbean111 May 28, 2008

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