Spray and Pray

The act of praying that you wont piss all over the toilet seat when you piss shortly after masturbating beforehand. Doesn't usually work.

Wife: JOHN, WHY IS THERE PISS ALL OVER THE BATHROOM!
Husband: I Spray and Prayed last night but to no avail... maybe if you had sex with me more I wouldn't have to masturbate as much!

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